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danieltosh

daniel tosh

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Replying to @SachaBaronCohen: Think Trump is leaving tomorrow?

Think again.

Facebook and YouTube STILL show THOUSANDS of Trump posts & videos wit…

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hire mexico to wall in florida!!! #inaugurationday

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abortions for everyone!!!! pack the courts!!!! ban hats with words!!!!

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Think Trump is leaving tomorrow?

Think again.

Facebook and YouTube STILL show THOUSANDS of Trump posts & videos with his election lies and calls to "fight!"

RT & tell @Facebook @YouTube:

On January 20th, remove Trump from your platforms, PERMANENTLY!

#BanTrumpSaveDemocracy

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big week for #billsmafia, first the u.s. capital, and now a playoff game!!

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on tonight's new #tosh, i uncover how us a-listers are taking your money. #celebritysidehustles

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i pay more in taxes than most trump voters make in ten lifetimes, so my opinions count more. #CoastalEliteTweet

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just remember the electoral college was set up so low-income states can feel better about their big back yards that nobody wants to visit. #CoastalEliteTweet

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you unemployed idiots aren’t owning the libs on twitter. you’re slightly annoying the teams of assistants we pay to run our twitter accounts. #CoastalEliteTweet

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i know the evangelicals don’t care about trump’s tax returns, but are you interested in his tithing record? 10% or you don’t get into heaven! #CoastalEliteTweet

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the best part of a trump presidency is not feeling bad about cutting off financial support to all my unsuccessful christian family members. #CoastalEliteTweet

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one of the biggest reasons i want trump out is because he makes it embarrassing to admit i’m american during my extensive travels abroad. #CoastalEliteTweet

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before you criticize, remember that liberal celebrities are responsible for every good thing you’ve ever watched. #CoastalEliteTweet

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i get that you think trump is the best president, but you also think the cheesecake factory is the best restaurant, so your vote shouldn’t count. #CoastalEliteTweet

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my attractive rich friends and i are trying to pay for your diabetes medication. just shut up and let it happen, you ignorant dipshits!! #CoastalEliteTweet

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republicans love it when us attractive hollywood types lose our minds over trump, but remember that only lasts about 30 minutes a day and then we go back to our much better lives. but enjoy driving around honking, you simpletons. #CoastalEliteTweet

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complain all you want about us a-list celebs cramming our political opinions down your throat, but we only do it because we’re so much better, smarter, thinner and more attractive than you. #CoastalEliteTweet

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did you know it only costs $500,000 in real estate to get a european passport? the tough decision is french countryside or the coast of spain? or do what i did and choose both! #CoastalEliteTweet

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if you hear us celebrities say we’re leaving the country if trump wins, it just means we will be using one of our european investment properties more often. #CoastalEliteTweet

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